Theory 1: I'm FINE

"I'M fine" are words more often used to mean the opposite of what they're defined as than to mean what people think they mean when spoken. 
Perhaps we all hide too far beheath our surface meanings. 
So the next time you hear a minor collection of words, think about the fact that ou shouldn't be just glancing at them. Look through them, try not to be squeamish and through their murky depths eye the sunlight that comes shining through. 
If you don't and won't I won't mind though. 
I'm fine with that.